Unitl 1991 I went to Coteford school in Ruislip.
From 1991 to 1998 I went to Haberdashers' Aske's School in Elstree (my A-levels were Maths, Physics and Economics). While there I spent as much time as possible at The Artichoke.
From 1998 to 2001 I went to Warwick University, doing a BSc in Computer Science. In my first year I favoured The Airport Bar, but in my final 2 years I spent most of my time at The Oak Inn.
From 2001 to 2011 I lived in Enfield, North London and worked at MetaSwitch Networks. Initially I frequented The Stag but in the last few years I preferred The Cricketers.
Since 2011 I have lived in Asker, Norway, still working for Metaswitch Networks (initially from their Oslo office, and then later from home). My local is now Baracoa.